Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Husband hits wife over D&D minitures.

http://www.wtsp.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=28278

Diesel sports car cool.

http://www.loremo.com/index_en.php

Found a great barber shop for my honey.

http://www.santabarbaraproperties.com/weblog/archives/000021.html