I don't know what my appeal is. I can see I've got blue eyes and don't look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame but I can't understand the fuss.

It is interesting that the Notre-Dame in paris is owned by the state but the church get to use it. Well that is a fine how you do.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_de_Paris

There was even a hunchback king called pippin. The broadway music of the same name is loosely based on his life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippin_the_hunchback

There were many other nobles with hunchbacks
Godfrey IV, Duke of Lower Lorraine
Adam de la Halle


The church of scientology had a secret project called the Operation Snow White. This was the systematic infiltration of government agencies like the IRS and delete materials.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White