To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

http://www.skateboardingbulldog.com/

A Library Late Fee = $22,840.
http://www.lacrossetribune.com/articles/2006/05/26/news/library_0526.txt

Funny Joss video.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1164195980357405980&pl=true

Eustace the Monk was an pirate, and one of the most feared men of his time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eustace_the_Monk