Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey.

The standard English-language keyboard layout is QWERTY. In french it is AZERTY those wacky french.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTY

Bill Gates get a million spam a day. What do you know there is karma.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6522635/

The earliest recorded auction, held in Babylon sold women. Great.