Roses are red, violets are bluish, if it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

Send a frame seems the cheapest online framer.
http://www.sendaframe.com/index.shtml

Real Life Simpsons Intro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw

Claim: When the Germans ordered Jews in occupied Denmark to identify themselves by wearing armbands with yellow stars during World War II, King Christian X of Denmark and non-Jewish Danes thwarted the order by donning the armbands themselves.
Status: False.

Darn I wanted this to be true.
http://www.snopes.com/history/govern/denmark.htm